Earlier today, I was eating a bowl of delicious cherries only to discover that the piece of fruit in my hand was able to freely expose its private bits.
Right away I knew this cherry would be special. It is the only one I’ve ever seen that could outwardly express just how VERY excited it was to be heading into my mouth. I really couldn’t believe my eyes!
Looking down at my hand, the naked penis that protruded from my cherry was large, hard, and (I swear) it even winked at me. Clearly, I was amazed at the machismo of this particular cherry and thought to myself, “If only there was fruit porn, this little cherry could surely become a star”.
Unfortunately, there’s no such thing as pornography for fruit with appendages (damn!), so I decided that the next best thing would be to post him here on my blog for all of you to enjoy. This way his notoriety can live on forever. 🙂
Now please keep in mind that after I had been playing with it for a while, I couldn’t bring myself to actually eat it, even though I really wanted to. It just seemed wrong somehow. Instead, I think it will become a timeless showpiece… anyone know if I can lacquer this thing?
Anyways, it’s not every day that your cherry shows you its penis, so I’m feeling pretty hot and sexy about myself right now. [Rawr!] Hehehe!
I really hope you enjoy the food porn that I’m sharing with you today and I’m curious if any of you have seen anything like this before for yourself… I can’t be the only one out there getting a rise out of a piece of fruit, right?!?
Errrrrm, that didn’t sound right… but I think you know what I meant. [wink]
Have a Happy Hump Day everyone!!!